Funny Kitchen Room Decor

These funny kitchen humor quotes will add the needed humor to an otherwise dull room. Follow our simply to use online lettering designer to create your own now.

All of the quotes and phrases below are designed for funny kitchen decor and are a great addition to any room. From any of the choices below, you will be directed to our lettering design tool where you can change fonts, colors, sizes and styles. Also add additional text to the already existing quote if you wish to do so, or start from scratch if you have a better phrase or quote you rather use.

• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
• Dishwashing...an equal opportunity.
• I can cook...I just don't.
• Never trust a skinny cook.