Demotivational Quotes made for Walls

Demotivating you has never been quicker and easier that sticking some depressing vinyl saying directly on the wall. Look through our demotivational saying to pick the best one that you think will demotivate you or your friends. Folks these make great gag gifts or birthday presents. Better yet you can pull off a practical joke with one of these on the cheap! Just browse through our selection, or better yet hit up your favorite search engine and find your own quote, come back and type it into our wall lettering tool designer.

After you pick your favorite quote or simple navigate to the lettering tool of your choice type out what you want and it will appear on the screen. The letters you see will be exactly as they appear when you get them. Comments can always be left for us in next to the vinyl wall lettering you design and we will be able to make specific customizations based on what you want. Typically we will send a proof if you make a major change to the design.

• Oscar Wilde - "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
• Evan Esar - "Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose."
• Evan Esar - "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."
• Woody Allen - "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
• Woody Allen - "More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
• Ralph Waldo Emerson - "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines."
• Ralph Waldo Emerson - "Every hero becomes a bore at last."
• Samuel McChord Crothers - "The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them."
• Samuel McChord Crothers - "Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways."
• Winston Churchill - "Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
• Anonymous Reads - "Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby."
• Anonymous Reads - "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."
• Anonymous Reads - "God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project."
• James M. Barrie - "Life is a long lesson in humility."
• James M. Barrie - "Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else."
• Ray Bradbury - "You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."
• Ray Bradbury - "We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?"
• Oscar Wilde - "When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers."
• Winston Churchill - "The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning."